Every wedding you attend teases you with the promise of some kind of mystical three-corded you-spouse-God rope. But she probably needs to know how to craft a sweet online dating profile.
And every day you lack that rope, you know your life is not yet complete. There’s more to a truly Christian dating profile than just putting up a picture and a name though.
Unattractive photos of yourself are okay, even good.
A real Christian will see your inner beauty, so any effort toward outward appearances will only hinder a godly attraction. Find clip art of crosses, Jesus fish, praying hands, Bibles, hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons. This is a biggie, the place where you tell the world what makes you special and unique.
If you are Christian (or come from a Christian family) and you want to date someone who shares your faith, then Christian Mingle is an excellent place to meet high-quality women.
But one caveat – Christian Mingle simply doesn’t have the dating pool that mainstream sites like attract, and you can just as easily join and filter for women who identify as Christian.
And if you’re uncomfortable with being single, just look around at church! You’ve got to work that unmistakable vibe of raw animal pheromones and Jesus-loving wholesomeness that will make every Christian give you double-takes. If you don’t, you definitely have a friend who needs it.
Everyone whispers when you come in the room, because you can’t possibly be happy! Fortunately, you could call me the Hitch for Christians. I will help you end your singleness, and everyone’s discomfort caused by your singleness. Crafting the Perfect Christian Dating Profile Your name is half of the first impression you make.
Looking to meet a nice Christian girl your parents are guaranteed to love?Fortunately, the Christian mating grounds are no longer limited to church and colleges. And unlike your legal name, you get to choose this one.So don’t waste your chance at a first impression with some play on your real name.(You might remember Matt of from his hilarious post “The official point system of SCL commenter fitness.” Since it’s love month and because I thought it would make a good running mate with Monday’s post about single people needing to get married pronto, I asked him to write a guide to creating the perfect Christian dating profile.Enjoy.) For those of us not called by God to abstinence, the search for a mate can be a long, sometimes frantic search, stretching much longer than you would like.‘Sassy Sally777’ just doesn’t cut it, and makes you sound like a person who likes wearing light-up Christmas sweaters.You are trying to make the impression that you are ready to rock someone’s world like an earthquake, a volcano and a hurricane all in one, and you love Jesus!I also like romantic movies.” Response: “This girl is hot. I now also love Jesus and romantic movies.” Problem solved. Option 2: Intimidate Us This option is aimed toward all your viewers who, while they may be Christians, may not quite reach the mark of holiness you require. I use lowercase letters for lesser interests like The Lord of the Rings (which will be your only other interest.) Why should you not list any other interests?Anyone who reads your profile will instantly know that he has just ‘been served,’ that it ‘is on now,’ and that he is now required to ‘step up.’ Take for example: “I am looking for a REAL MAN of God.” Response: “Aw, it’s on now! Shawty can’t handle this:” “I am looking for a REAL Ephesians lady.” Option 3: Tell Us Your Real Interests It should go without saying, but some people need it repeated. Because any real Christian will see right through to your worldliness: Better to store up treasures in heaven.Like a church logo, the more flair you have, the holier you will look. Exercise caution when choosing a friend picture though. Many services give you the option of stating what sort of relationship you are pursuing. Other people are going to be witty or post a poem or some nonsense, but as a Christian, you’ve really only got three options.Some general guidelines include: You met your friend in a third-world country. Some services have pre-set options to choose from, others let you type your own. Option 1: Proselytize Us It seems there are a number of non-Christians out there on dating sites.